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LINK to a funny AKATSUKI DOUJIN

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 3, 2012, 4:16 AM


FINALLY!!!! :dummy:

I'm so happy because my friend :iconsiropacho: submited his doujinshi in the end! :iconyeahplz:

He did this doujin for me as my birthday gif. Thank you so much to those who spammed his ass last month!

Please go and click on here to read his aweome doujinshi, I lol'd so hard:



I hope you enjoy it as much I did

I'm alive! + TANGIBLE DREAM doujin news

Journal Entry: Mon Sep 24, 2012, 9:47 PM


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Hi ^^

I'm alive! : >

:bulletred: Sorry for the lack of activity and updates in my gallery lately, but as I mentioned a few times in the past, I'm working on my "TANGIBLE DREAM" doujin and if I start making other illustrations or commissions I would never finish it! D = I've also created in my main dA page a new custom on the right for those who want to see my current status/projects to know about my activity during this little latency period of mine.

:bulletorange: TANGIBLE DREAM is a new SasoDei doujinshi I started some while ago and will be available for SALE as soon as I finish it :pointr: Sasori wakes Deidara up from a stressful dream - or so Deidara claims. Nothing is out of the ordinary; that is until Sasori volunteers to act out the dream... :iconbigbrowplz:

:bulletyellow: I already finished the lineart of all doujin pages!!!!! :iconyeahplz: (but I still need to clean it and add the screentones and details). Anyway, I'm so excited and just needed to share this little update with some of you! I thought it would take me longer :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz:


:bulletgreen: About the doujin RATING :pointr: I must say I've finally decided to increase it a little bit due to some... "debatable" and suggestive scenes. It's NOT a R18 doujin anyway since it doesn't have any full nude or visible/explicit sex scenes at all, but I'm afraid it wouldn't be fair if I rate it as R13 either, so let's do a happy middle, I'll rate it as R15! :>




That's all for now guys, I hope you all are ok! As soon I finish my doujin I'll update new stuff to my dA gallery ^^

- Ireal :iconluvluvplz:

THANKS! <3 + SirOpacho's Naruto doujinshi

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 5, 2012, 12:59 PM


:bulletgreen:Thanku so much for all your happy bday wishes :iconluvluvplz::iconluvluvplz::iconluvluvplz:

You were so many people that I couldn't reply to each and everyone, so this is why I write this journal to thank you for all you wishes, you are so kind :hug:

:bulletgreen: Thanku so much to those who drew a picture for my bday (I still have to open a few pendant notes)

:bulletgreen:Btw, my awesome friend :iconsiropacho: did a so so so awesome doujin for me as my bday present!!! It's a funny Sasori and Deidara (not yaoi) called "VENOMOUS DOSE". It's so EPIC and I laughed my ass off so much.

I asked him to submit that doujin here on dA, but jalsdfsdlkjfalskd it seems he passes, so please, go to his account and spam (in a polite way) this fagg or try to convice him because I couldn't do it yesterday :/ I would like him submitting his "Venomous dose" doujin on dA, you must see that doujin, it's so funny! :eager:

A fake Ireal around internet

Journal Entry: Tue Aug 28, 2012, 8:29 AM


Hi, short journal:

Just wanted to tell you that if some person sends you some email or tries to add you to your msn/skype/whatever pretending to be "Ireal" or "Ireal70" and tells you that she's hot, horny, lesbian, wants to show you her private parts on webcam, insults you, talks about art or etc weird stuff, just ignore this being, it's not me, just a no-life douche. (I write this journal because a friend of mine already chatted with this dude)

The real Ireal doesn't share or really care about this kind of private stuff when talking to my msn buddies. Also I don't add internet people to my msn (I just added a few ones in the past). It's so interesting because I can clearly see how little this person knows about my personality, appearance, gender or sexual leanings, since I don't share or mix my offline life with my online life.

TANGIBLE DREAM - My new short doujinshi

Journal Entry: Sun Aug 12, 2012, 2:48 PM


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Hi, I just wanna talk about a new doujin project.

:bulletred: It's called TANGIBLE DREAM, a new SasoDei doujinshi I started some while ago. Sasori wakes Deidara up from a stressful dream - or so Deidara claims. Nothing is out of the ordinary; that is until Sasori volunteers to act out the dream... :iconbigbrowplz:

The doujin is R13, it doesn't have any explicit scene, just a kiss scene.

I decided lately to make short doujins and sell them online ^^ They will not have more than 10 pages, but they will be so cheap (not more than 6-7 dollars) because if I sell them via online I DON'T need to add the shipping costs from my country (15.30 $ *shot*) and the printing costs either ^^ So this way these short doujins will be way cheaper ^o^







My R-18 'Crimson Garden' website is UNAVAILABLE

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 11, 2012, 9:42 AM


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Hi, ppl

Some of you know that I have 2 websites:

1 :bulletred: Crimon Garden :pointr: for almost all kind of public:


2 :bulletred: R18 Crimson Garden (the adult version) :pointr: Can't pass you the link on dA because of the site policies, so just write in google some magic words like "crimson garden ireal"


I've being receiving lately few messages from some users warning me that my Adult website doesn't work. The hosting is for an indefinite time unavailable. Just that. I hope that it doesn't take so long.

In the meantime, I'll re-design the R18 website (I really hate the layout I did tbh XD). I will just keep the R18 pictures and delete all the non-R18 content.

Do you know about some program to make websites faster and easier?

Funny images XD

Journal Entry: Wed Aug 1, 2012, 8:17 AM


*** This journal is manly designed for my watchers, people who are familiar with the fandom/s that they and I share.
So if you are not interested in the fandom/s I show or it's not your humor, just close this window or let it be like mature people do, "don't like, don't look". I just posted this with the best of intentions, to make some of my watchers smile, not to ruin anyone's life.

SOOO true:








:iconleaderplz::iconsaysplz:Do I look like it?


:iconfacepalmplz: Pfff... still hungry?:


:icontruestoryplz::iconsaysplz:The real reason why Madara couldn't say "NO" to Kabuto:


Lol! Judas and Jesus even have 11 friends in common on fb! (you know, the other 11 disciples) lmao! I cannot! :rofl:


:icontobidanceplz::iconsaysplz:Tobi doesn't like this game!


:iconsasorirapefaceplz::iconsaysplz:Hehehe well done, Dei-chan


:icontruestoryplz::iconsaysplz:True story (real anime subtitles XD)



I don't want people editing my art, but I must admit this thing I found made my day:






Here you are a blue-balls Sasori in a so serious way admiting all those years without being able to f*p since he turned into a puppet:
(real videogame, anime and even manga subtitles)



Also, he offically admited he doesn't like women :icontruestoryplz:
(real anime subtitles)







:icondeidaracameplz::iconsaysplz:Stop playing yaoi games with other people danna, or it will turn me on:
(real anime scene)


Only extremelly pervs will get this joke: I wish I could be the guy in the middle (?):






Facebook... ugh... so lame!

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 24, 2012, 11:07 AM


:bulletred: I rarely enter my facebook account because I only created it to follow some sellers and well, I also added a few friends later.

Few days ago, I tried to enter my facebook account. I've always needed  to write my email and password to enter.

:bulletred: But this time Facebook started to ask for my real name. I wrote my name and my first surname (in my country we have TWO surnames, dad's and mom's surname). They didn't validate what I wrote and blocked my facebook account because they thought I was lying or something...

:bulletred: The question is: why they even started to ask for my full name like if they were trying to verficate my true identity if I only used to write my email and pass to enter? The only reason I could came up with is that perhaps someone thought that I wasn't the real account owner (?) (I dunno but I'm aware that a lot of people report art submitted without permission around facebook because I've received a lot of notes about people telling me "hey, this dude submited on facebook your pictures without your permission")

OK, I received a facebook team's email today where they asked my national ID card photocopy, so I was like:
:iconreactionplz::iconsaysplz:WTF???
:icontikiti4plz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz:

:bulletred: I wrote them that I prefer my facebook account suspended before giving a photocopy of my real national ID card to a company that sells our personal data to certain companies that I don't support and even to some countries that I don't personally like at all (few of them are countries that live under "dictatorships", I already saw this on News several times). If you read their Terms and Conditions you can basically conclude that they have the right to do whatever they want with your photos and data (you supposedly agree with all this when you create your facebook account). They can earn money from your pictures and personal data without your permission whenever they want. I'm so glad I only had a profile photo and few fanarts, but NO photo about my friends, family, etc.

:bulletred: I'm aware that they have some basic data of mine like my name, email, country and birthday, but lol, c'mon our national ID card has our parents names, our address, our telephone, our real sign and a lot of numbers behind that I'm not gonna give to facebook... I prefer that account suspended before giving them a photocopy of my national ID card just to verify my identity, I mean, Who the hell are they? a bank? the police? or what's wrong here? Other websites have a lot of alternative ways/systems to verify that you are the real owner of your account XD

:bulletred: I don't know if they are going to open my account or not eventually, but if they don't do it, I don't care at all :iconkruemelplz: NEVER give to a social network company a photocopy of your NIF or TOO personal data because the fact that a social network company needs that kind of info says A LOT about it. We are controlled to a greater extent than we think...

What else can I add? pfff... Can I resign from the human race now?, I wish I could move to another planet X'D

My 'IMPRUDENCE' doujin also on eBay!

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 6, 2012, 3:15 AM


Hi everybody ^^

:bulletred: I added in my 'Doujin Info' journal an extra link to eBay without making you know last week :pointr: [link] but those doujins already were sold out last weekend on eBay as you can see.

:bulletred: So I decided to re-post 2 more doujins on eBay for those who are interested. From now on I'll always update the eBay link in my dA 'Doujin Info' journal and Website everytime the doujins are sold out again ^^


>>>> eBay - IN STOCK! <<<<







New doujinshi + Sado-Maso Deidara + Beating Italy

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 1, 2012, 5:14 PM



New doujinshi

:bulletgreen: Hi, I'm starting a new doujinshi called "LET ME IN"
It's a Sasori x Deidara doujinshi. I already sketched 8 pages:



:bulletgreen: This doujinshi has some funny parts. It will also have some sexy scenes between those two, so I'll post those pages in my Crimson Garden website (adult version).
I must say this doujin has an original idea that I've never seen in any Naruto doujin so far, this is one of the reasons why I so wanna go on with this doujin.

:bulletgreen: I'll post the first page as soon as it finished.


Deidara does NOT officially support S&M (Sado-masochism)!!!

:bulletgreen: I saw this morning last Naruto Shippuden episode and well, I'm sorry for ruining some sasodei/deisaso fans'/artists' fantasies :iconkruemelplz: but nope, Deidara is not officially into sadism and masochism at all! :XD: (I'm not into that shit either when it turns kinda extreme, such bad taste... mostly when I find some stuff about Sasori being extremelly battered by Deidara :iconfacepalmplz: pffffff)



True Kankuro's reaction:


:bulletgreen: And no, those 2 Deidara screenshots are NOT fake or edited/photomanipulated (only the Kankuro one), that's actually what Deidara says in Naruto Shippuden episode #268 (go to minute 0:45 :pointr: [link] )
I don't know what to say but I laughed so much when I saw this in anime for some reason :iconteheeyesplz:


Beating Italy!

:bulletgreen: Tonight Spain beat Italy so hard at soccer (4-0) : >
Spain and Italy are 2 countries that lately suck so much in some many ways (economically and politically talking), but well, at least they are good at other things and sports, mostly Spain (not only in soccer but basket, formula 1, tennis, etc...). Italy and Spain did a really awesome work!

:bulletgreen: Spain broke a HISTORIC record in soccer with 3 consecutive victories (2 European Championships and a World Championship)

:bulletgreen: This is how some people celebrated the victory in Spain, so many people and well, I also found 2 guys running naked and only wearing their shoes and a spanish flag in their back as a cape for some unknown reason :iconkruemelplz:







To all people who bought my doujinshi

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 26, 2012, 7:36 AM


You are so many people to email, so I prefer to write a journal:

:bulletgreen: I send all people's doujins on friday. I go to the post office every FRIDAY instead of going to the post office everyday. You should receive it within 7-20 days after I ship them (time will depend on where you are from)

:bulletgreen: I already sent last friday all doujins that were paid before June 22th.
This friday I'll send those doujins that were paid since June 22th.

:bulletgreen: When the doujin arrives to your house successfully, my post office will automatically inform me.


MY DOUJIN - IN STOCK!



Doubts and Thoughts

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 25, 2012, 8:05 AM




:bulletgreen: I've received today a dA critique in a picture I posted some time ago. I realized that member isn't a premium member. My question is: Are no-premium users ABLE to post critiques now or this person's premium membership just expired today? :confused: It would be awesome if no premium members also can post critiques now, seriously :iconblushplz:

:bulletgreen: CEL shading or CELL shading? Ok, I just must know it. Wikipedia says CEL shading but if you write CELL shading in google, you'll find mooooore results than if you write CEL shading. I know that no matter how many results you can find in internet, people could be wrong, but know I'm curious because I've always thought that it's CEL shading. Any idea, people?

:bulletgreen: Ermmm... so lame when I find some artists wanting their watchers thinking that they do the 100% of the work they post. Be careful with them, people, and try not to be fooled so easy by them (no matter how many pageviews that artist has!). COLLABORATIONS are SO ok (I sometimes do collabs), but PLEASE, CREDIT the other person if she/he makes you a significant part of the coloring or the lineart (≥20-30%), EVEN if the other one DOESN'T care if you want to credit her/him or not! I mean, just be a honest artist and don't fool your watchers pretending that you CAN really do what you are showing and EVEN writting sometimes in the artist's comments a random but lame excuse to distract your watchers like... "this is a gift for the-person-who-really-colored-it"  or whatever. If you want to make your watchers thinking that you can achieve such a result, just work harder. There are ALWAYS people who can recognize other people's styles/colorings for sure :XD: Now I really feel so proud and glad that I don't need to do that with my own pictures to achieve my results, seriously X'D I mean, when I have a doubt about some difficult part to draw for me, at least I bother to get my own resources, like everybody does (even if some of them don't wanna admit it or give credit cuz they want you thinking that they are gods XD), because I'm not a "god" and I'll never be one, but be sure that you will NEVER see me posting some coloring/lineart that I never worked by myself, and if I do a collab or if other artist helps/makes >20-30% of the coloring/lineart, I'll always credit that artist for sure and never claim that picture as 100% mine to deceive you and make you think how wonderful "artist" I am.


MY DOUJIN - IN STOCK!



"IMPRUDENCE" Doujinshi ON SALE!! - ORDER

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 19, 2012, 5:51 PM



DOUJINSHI INFO

TITLE:「IMPRUDENCE」
PAGES: 25
SIZE: A4
PRICE: 15 $ (11,95 €) + Shipping Cost to your country
PAIRING: Sasori + Deidara
GENRE: Angst mainly / Romantic (R-13; NO sex scenes/nudity)
SUMMARY: The story focuses on Sasori's thoughts and contradictions while he's visiting Deidara
SHIPPING: Worldwide:
- Europe and Greenland :pointr: 8,55 € (10,85 $)
- Americas, Russia, Asia, Oceania, Africa :pointr: 15,27 $ (12,05 €)


HOW TO ORDER A COPY

2 simple steps: Filling the Application Form and the Order:


:bulletorange: 1. THE APPLICATION FORM :bulletorange:

1:bulletgreen: Go to my website Crimson Garden:

>>>>> <<<<<<

2:bulletgreen: Click on "SHOP | オフ活動" section in the sidebar on the left.
3:bulletgreen: Read the INFO at the bottom of the page and FILL the Application Form with your data:
APPLICATION FORM
(* If you don't choose Paypal, you'll be mailed back providing you the payment details and/or replying doubts)

4:bulletgreen: Payment Methods:

PayPal
eBay :pointl: CLICK
→ IBAN code (if you select this method please make me know in the Application Form by selecting the "IBAN code" option. I'll mail you back providing you my IBAN code).
→ You also can send CASH by post service in EUROS. Your bank office/branch will convert your country's currency to euros (if you select this method please make me know in the Application Form by selecting the "cash" option. I'll mail you back providing you where you must send your payment).

:bulletorange: 2. THE ORDER :bulletorange:


1:bulletgreen: If you choose PAYPAL, go to the "Buy Now"-button area (below the doujinshi cover image).
2:bulletgreen: BE SURE you choose your Continent right.
(* Shipping costs already are included in that "Buy Now" button)

3:bulletgreen: Click the "Buy Now" button to proceed with the payment on Paypal.
4:bulletgreen: I will deliver the item within 2-5 working days after I will confirm the Buyer's payment.
5:bulletgreen: Returns are not accepted after I ship the doujin.

* Some people already asked me, so if you want a DEDICATION/AUTOGRAPH, please make me know in the Application Form in the "Message" section.



:note: NOTE me if you have any doubt :note:


SAMPLE PICTURES














Doujin copies ARRIVED at home + PHOTOS!!!

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 18, 2012, 5:41 PM


:bulletgreen: WOW! The parcel arrived at home on Monday, just as I expected.

:bulletgreen: Before selling them, I'll go tomorrow to the post office with my doujin inside an envelope to know how much the shipping costs EXACTLY are.

:bulletgreen: I'll sell them in my "Crimson Garden" website, from the "SHOP" section as soon as possible (interested people will have to fill an application form about their order details and the payments will be done via Paypal)

>>>>> <<<<<

:bulletgreen: Here you are some photos I did. Wow, doujins look for me even bigger than I thought in my hand :iconbigbrowplz:







You must see this GIF X'D

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 16, 2012, 8:54 PM


You must know about this gif XD you must know about the existence of this gif at least before you die. His face! X'D I can't... :rofl:



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(Image taken from a Guillermo Francella's comedy)

BUt X'D someone please give this poor guy a cigarette or something.


GOOD NEWS about my DOUJIN ^o^

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 11, 2012, 11:11 AM


My doujin is already being printed!!! :w00t:

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:bulletgreen: They told me it will take them 3-7 days plus the shipping.... I think I'll have the copies at home by next week :fingerscrossed:.

I think I'll sell it soon finally, so interested people please take an eye on the upcoming journals because I'll do the announcement as soon as I get the parcel at home.

:bulletgreen: PRICE: It will be around 15 dollars (11.9 euros) + shipping cost to your country ^^ But I'll give you more details the day I launch it.

:bulletgreen: I also did a cute video presentation for you, like a little doujin preview :> I'll submit it soon.

:bulletgreen: I'm so excited because it's the first time I could say I feel proud of some doujin I'd done (it has nothing to do with my previous ones). Here you are few prewiews:

「IMPRUDENCE」







(ORDERS are not available yet until next week)

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Kussen-Dunkel Plushies Commissions

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 6, 2012, 7:30 PM


*Kussen-Dunkel Plushies Commissions

:bulletgreen: Hello! we're *Kussen-Dunkel Fancy Sewing and Fashion Designs. We are plushie makers that opened plushies commissions.

:bulletgreen: We also make cosplay sewing, lolita fashion and gothic clothing. Keep watching for more products!!!

:bulletgreen: If you're planning to give something special to someone or if you already have a doll specially designed by you... we are the ones you are looking for. Come on! contact us!




:bulletgreen: If you're interested and wanna know more about the shipping, please send note to *Kussen-Dunkel



Some people are... X'D

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 1, 2012, 2:47 AM


:bulletgreen: This morning, when I came back home, I found a really interesting note when taking the elevator. I couldn't help taking a photo from my mobile phone:



:below: TRANSLATION :below:

" DO NOT URINATE IN THE ELEVATOR

- Urinate before leaving home.
- If you're coming back home, please kindly wait just a few more seconds until you are out, it will not take so long.

The President of the Homeowners Association, 2-F "


:bulletgreen: The best of all is that note clearly indicates who this was written TO because of the language our president used on it, so we all can know who did it, since only one of our neighborings speaks that dialect :XD:

:bulletgreen: The point is (in my opinion):  Does an elevator really take that long that you can't wait a LITTLE bit more??? :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz: lol it seems some people get exasperated so easy. Dunno why but I totally imagine our president also putting chairs for them inside the elevator next time.


HELP our Gallery Moderator ^CREATIVEJENN

Journal Entry: Wed May 30, 2012, 12:19 AM


Please, ADD TO YOUR :+fav: FAVS this journal, so it could appear in the journal dA front page (at the bottom) to bring this situation to a WIDER AUDIENCE and have more possibilites to HELP our Fanart Gallery Moderator `CreativeJenn. After 2 days you can unfav it again if you wish. It's the less we could do for her :(

:+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav:

:bulletgreen: If you are a commissioner or if you are not but have just few seconds to help this kind soul, I invite you all to read this. :( `CreativeJenn currently is in such a delicate situation.

:bulletgreen: You can make a donation or even pre-order her dA prints. I already did my own donation :)

:bulletgreen: Here you are her journal where `CreativeJenn explains the situation:

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PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online.


Please add to your :+fav:FAVS this journal because such a little detail from us could mean a lot for another person. After 2-3 days you can unfav it again.


DOUBT: What kind of shoes did young Sasori wear?

Journal Entry: Mon May 28, 2012, 12:15 AM


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Seriously people I need narutards' wisdom now because I must finish this sketch before cleaning the lineart:

WHAT KIND OF SHOES DID SASORI WEAR WHEN HE WAS A KID IN SUNAGAKURE?

When I was drawing that part I was like: :iconaloneplz:



Shoutboard







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Journal History

I wrote the dialogues of 2 Sasori x Deidara doujinshis for adults (R18). WHICH ONE would you prefer to see posted in a public way? 

64%
485 deviants said SasoDei (R18) - It's Deidara's 18th bday and Akatsuki gives him a free weekend in a cozy rural house all to himself. Much to Dei's regret, Sasori unexpectedly appears to fulfill some fantasy he's been waiting for 3 years 8D
36%
277 deviants said DeiSaso (R18) - Sasori was bored in his workshop so he invented and made a new 'toy'. He had no option but to make a jutsu to become human and female because he was so curious about trying... something (with Deidara's help) 8D