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Facepalm-Worthy Series 3:bulletgreen: This happened to me when drawing this ooold picture of mine at home:

:bulletgreen: Some of you know that picture is just a CENSORED version. The full version is a... longer picture, basically :iconkruemelplz:
I went to bed so late, it was friday, I didn't turn off my computer and left several programs and the web browser open.
Next morning (saturday) my dad phoned a computer specialist because we were having internet conexion problems.
:bulletgreen: Ok, my dad came into my room with that guy at 08:30 a.m. YES, I was sleeping like a pig and they came into my (dark) room without even asking (sometimes my dad can be so retarded that creates this kind of rude, uncomfortable and surrealist situations unintentionally)
When that guy saw me on bed was like "WTF is all this :iconwtfisthisplz: but this man paid me so I must do my work(?)". He sat on my chair and started to close programs in my pc to work properly. My dad was standing on his right and looking
About last Naruto episode + 15 SasoDei Screens:+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav::+fav:[+fav][+fav][+fav][+fav][+fav]
EPISODE #263
[Bullet; Green] Ok, I must say that this time I clearly see that last Naruto episode has been drawn by other people from Pierrot, fortunately the good team :D
I loved so much this episode, the last one where we can see our dear Sasori and Deidara together :(
[Bullet; Green] Someting especially catched my attention: when everybody is calmed or when there is a moment of peace, then Deidara suddenly brakes that silence spiting out a bunch of shit, so funny [rofl] I laughed so much, he's so f*cked up tbh.
[Bullet; Green] Well, now here I leave some screens. They ALL are PHOTOMANIPULATED by moi for a better fap (mostly for SasoDei fans :iconmuahplz:), so feel free to save them if you wish (I just don't like them with those dark eyes, sorry >__> )
(Click on images to zoom in [Magnify])
♡ Although Sasori isn't talking about anything in this scene, he's clearly thinking: "as
Some people are... X'D:bulletgreen: This morning, when I came back home, I found a really interesting note when taking the elevator. I couldn't help taking a photo from my mobile phone:

:below: TRANSLATION :below:
" DO NOT URINATE IN THE ELEVATOR
- Urinate before leaving home.
- If you're coming back home, please kindly wait just a few more seconds until you are out, it will not take so long.
The President of the Homeowners Association, 2-F "
:bulletgreen: The best of all is that note clearly indicates who this was written TO because of the language our president used on it, so we all can know who did it, since only one of our neighborings speaks that dialect :XD:
:bulletgreen: The point is (in my opinion):  Does an elevator really take that long that you can't wait a LITTLE bit more??? :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz: lol it seems some people get exasperated so easy. Dunno why but I totally imagine our president also putting chairs for the
You must see this GIF X'DYou must know about this gif XD you must know about the existence of this gif at least before you die. His face! X'D I can't... :rofl:
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(Image taken from a Guillermo Francella's comedy)
BUt X'D someone please give this poor guy a cigarette or something.
Doujin copies ARRIVED at home + PHOTOS!!!:bulletgreen: WOW! The parcel arrived at home on Monday, just as I expected.
:bulletgreen: Before selling them, I'll go tomorrow to the post office with my doujin inside an envelope to know how much the shipping costs EXACTLY are.
:bulletgreen: I'll sell them in my "Crimson Garden" website, from the "SHOP" section as soon as possible (interested people will have to fill an application form about their order details and the payments will be done via Paypal)
>>>>>
[closed]Free Icon avatarSince I almost done with the works I have to for other people, I can make some new and others things for you guys ^^
I'll be giving away a 2  pixel icons (avatar 50*50)
How do you win one?
Easy, ^_^ all you have to do  is fav this journal and comment here, each person will get a number.
How do I know what is my number?
Look who faved this page, by clicking on the link [who?] next to the favorite status. look for your account name, and see the number belong to it.
so each person gets a number in order to comment here. The winner numbers will be chosen by the generator (I'll post SC of the winner numbers as a proof)
each person gets only 1 number, please dont use multi accounts to get more numbers, that wont be fair :(
Icons for example:

Will make one for each winner with your OC or anything you ask.
Theres no slots, its open for everyone, and everyone can try their luck ^^
No deadline, but I wont kee
Facepalm-Worthy Series 1Ok, when I was young, in my 3rd university year, I remember I was going out a saturday night with my friends and we randomly met other group of people (they were like 15 or so...).
We were talking about funny uni-related things and then I suddenly said:
- "Oh, did you know I've been said that in "Child Education" there are 149 girls and only one boy? And the best of all is they told me that boy is gay, so imagine, I guess he's not interested in any of those 149 girls at all :iconforeveraloneplz:"
Then a boy from that group we recently met replied to me in a really camp way:
- "Oh well, I'm studying Child Education and I'm the only boy in my class"
*COLLECTIVE FACE-PALMING MOMENT*
:iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz:
:iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz:
OK, I
Facepalm-Worthy Series 2JUNE 2006. 3rd uni year (dunno why it seems I had all my fails in my uni period)
Unfortunately I use to be a person who has SO intense and vivid dreams (and really bad ones). One day this played a dirty trick on me:
I left my cell phone on my bedside table as usual and went to sleep because next day I had an exam at 9:00 a.m.
It seems I was that obsessed and nervous about my exam that I dreamt my best uni friend phoned me at 8:00 a.m. or so to tell me I must not forget that our "Preventive Medicine III" teacher postponed the exam one hour later.
Ok, I just believed that dream.
My alarm clock rang and I totally passed. I slept 45 mins more. Now imagine my face when I went to uni by bus one hour later and saw all my classmates coming out of the classroom rather than entering it :pointr: :iconaloneplz:
Just then I understood all.
:iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz:
I just wanted to leave this world.
:iconfacepalmplz::ic
Closed round 2Herro!! :iconjimgagaplz:
For round 2,
I want your links for 300:points:
But it will be split, 250:points: and 50:points: :iconedwardcullencameplz: idk
How, What, Where, When, Why, wat, WTF:
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2. Link to me your passwords!! lol joke, okeiii? I said joke :iconisitplz:
Link to me 5 of your favorite halarious (w/ an "a") plz accounts for the 250:points:
(Winner will be picked by our neighbor's goat, lol joke, for srs, me :I)
The coronation night(pageant?) will be on TMI Thursday. . .
so yeah. . . :iconlanaderpplz:
NEW WEBSITE and ARTISTIC ID!!! - Please readHi, I'm Ireal, now =Kaoyux.
(:+fav: +fav this journal if you want to keep the links or check them all later. Too much info :))
:bulletred: I've been thinking about a new artistic ID for so many reasons since long ago (I hope you get used to my new name soon ^^)
:bulletred: I just wanted to inform you all that I closed my Crimson Garden website (the Censored version) and re-designed it. The link also changed, so please, if you already saved it in the past add the new one to your bookmars and delete the previous one.
I really love the new Crimson Garden design. It looks clean and simple, you'll see :iconmonkeyloveplz:
:bulletred: Also I want to take this opportunity to share a LIST of my other links, my "Networking" links, since I already changed a few accounts too. Keep in mind I'll not use my old Ireal or Ireal70 accounts anymore. They are already INACTIVE.
Please feel free to add me or follow me here:
:heart: CRIMSON GARDEN Website :heart:
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**500 POINT GIVE AWAY~!**//WINNERS ANNOUNCEDWINNERS
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Oooohhh.... tough luck... it seems :iconmija22: would have been a winner but didn't comment D;
With that, the random number generator ironically chose fav'rs #199 & #299,
#199 entrant - :iconfoxofspock:
&
#299 entrant - :iconahrilly:
CONGRATS to both of you with your bag of 250:points: 8D The irony continues with foxy being an old friend of mine :dummy:
Thanks for entering, y'all come back now, y'hear :la:
Oh, I didn't see you there- :iconcheezburgerplz:
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Journal Entry: Wed Aug 1, 2012, 8:17 AM


*** This journal is manly designed for my watchers, people who are familiar with the fandom/s that they and I share.
So if you are not interested in the fandom/s I show or it's not your humor, just close this window or let it be like mature people do, "don't like, don't look". I just posted this with the best of intentions, to make some of my watchers smile, not to ruin anyone's life.

SOOO true:








:iconleaderplz::iconsaysplz:Do I look like it?


:iconfacepalmplz: Pfff... still hungry?:


:icontruestoryplz::iconsaysplz:The real reason why Madara couldn't say "NO" to Kabuto:


Lol! Judas and Jesus even have 11 friends in common on fb! (you know, the other 11 disciples) lmao! I cannot! :rofl:


:icontobidanceplz::iconsaysplz:Tobi doesn't like this game!


:iconsasorirapefaceplz::iconsaysplz:Hehehe well done, Dei-chan


:icontruestoryplz::iconsaysplz:True story (real anime subtitles XD)



I don't want people editing my art, but I must admit this thing I found made my day:






Here you are a blue-balls Sasori in a so serious way admiting all those years without being able to f*p since he turned into a puppet:
(real videogame, anime and even manga subtitles)



Also, he offically admited he doesn't like women :icontruestoryplz:
(real anime subtitles)







:icondeidaracameplz::iconsaysplz:Stop playing yaoi games with other people danna, or it will turn me on:
(real anime scene)


Only extremelly pervs will get this joke: I wish I could be the guy in the middle (?):






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~Divisi-Genesis Aug 15, 2012
Took me ten minutes looking at that picture to figure out the 'guy in the middle' joke. :iconlaughingplz:
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~eltitere Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist
That was indeed funny :D
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~CinamonGirl Aug 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What guy in the the middle?
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!LivingInMyThoughts Aug 4, 2012
This had me laughing so much it wasn't even funny. ;) Love love love it. Even if a lot of it is perverted. And I love the piano peice at the top, just in case that's you. :D
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~SweetJustABit Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Eternal my ass, Un!"

"Come here baby"

:iconiseewhatudidtherplz: someone made my day~~
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~lindystar Aug 4, 2012
Lovely dear, thanks for the share, there are some true jems in there. It's good to have a genuine laugh
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~Angequilla Aug 3, 2012
Hahahahaha
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Mood: Love ~FantasyAqua Aug 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You made mi life complete!
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~deideiblueeyez Aug 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my God! That one with Sasori and Titanic.. I have never heard that joke before.. Oh God that had me laughing for five minutes straight xD :rofl:
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!kirasrighthand Aug 3, 2012
austria is....:0!!!!!
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