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This morning, when I came back home, I found a really interesting note when taking the elevator. I couldn't help taking a photo from my mobile phone:

TRANSLATION

" DO NOT URINATE IN THE ELEVATOR
- Urinate before leaving home.
- If you're coming back home, please kindly wait just a few more seconds until you are out, it will not take so long.
The President of the Homeowners Association, 2-F "

The best of all is that note clearly indicates who this was written TO because of the language our president used on it, so we all can know who did it, since only one of our neighborings speaks that dialect

The point is (in my opinion): Does an elevator really take that long that you can't wait a LITTLE bit more??? :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz: lol it seems some people get exasperated so easy. Dunno why but I totally imagine our president also putting chairs for the

The underestimated power of the cheetah~~~ There has always been a stereotype that cheetahs are the weakest of the big cats. This is true to an extent, but here are some facts that wil make you think twice before calling them weak!
First off, lets compare them to other predators. Cheetahs have a bite force of 475 pounds and a bite force quotient of 119, more or less. African wild dogs, according to wolf web's forumhttp://www.wolfweb.com/wolf/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=5636, have a bite force of 317 pounds. this is also the measurement listed on answer.com. A field test taken about two years ago showed grey wolves, the largest extant canid, have a 300 pound bite force. Leopards and cougars have around the same bite force as the cheetah, which is very impressive judging by the small jaw of the cheetah.
A Siberian tigers' bite force, when ratioed to cheetahs bite force relative to body size, is over 1/3rd weaker than a cheetah's bite force relative to body size.
tiger's bite force: 1100 lbs (AllExperts.com http://en.allexperts.com/q/

TF Prime "Orion Pax: Part 1" ReviewWell, the Season Two premiere finally aired. After months of agitation wondering if the episode would be any good, that can now be laid to rest or something equally as dramatic. Unfortunately, I got the rest of the season to change my mind and prove this damn show has the guts to be something truly awesome. For now, I can settle for "pretty darn good" which "Orion Pax: Part 1" is.
HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVY SPOILERS

"Mmmm. Yes."
Writing a synopsis/'recap of a previous episode seems pointless because I suspect the people who read this already follow the show, but for the ones who didn't catch the memo out there: Unicron wakes up to kick butt, Optimus uses the Matrix of the Leadership to send him packing, but ends up with a severe case of memory loss in the process. Sort of. He reverts to an earlier memory bank, back to his humble librarian days as young Orion Pax. The only bot he remembers is his ol' lover buddy, Megatronus. Megatron puts on his best lecherous fac

ATTENTION INTERNETCalm your tits about SOPA and PIPA. It won't pass.
1. The entire buttfucking world is against it. Contrary to most of your beliefs, Congress is not some assembly of evil trolls hellbent on making your lives shitty. They know the riots and lawsuits that would ensue. The purpose of the U.S. government was to give the people a voice in matters that involved them. And it's pretty obvious what the masses want.
2. Obama says "no". I shit you not when I tell you that Obama said that if SOPA/PIPA passes he's going to veto the shit out of the bitch. Granted this is not a deal breaker, as congress can rewrite the bill or have a 2/3 majority vote to make SOPA/PIPA the law, but in all reality this does not happen often. Not to mention the path a bill takes to Mr. Pressie is a hard one and it can be dropped anytime.
3. The possible unconstitutionality. This bill is,in a sense, a censorship bill, am I wrong? Censorship is an extremely controversial topic-especially when it comes to bills. As soon as

Fact: Transformer's are giant robots from outter space! *cue screams of joy*
Fact: Transformers are mostly watched by males as it's target audience [specifically in the 80's]
Fact: Most of those males are homophobic. Not all. Most.
Fact: Most Transformers in G1 were male.
Fact: It's RARE to see a female Transformer.
Fact: Most women will go to large lengths to see this as a means of slashing a pairing together.
Fact: Sexuality was not written into

Mom-ism of the Week 2*Mom and I randomly insulting each other*
Mom: *says a pretty good insult*
Me: you know what, YOUR MOM!!!!
Mom: YOUR mom! >8D....wait.... oh, fuck you!!! D:

REVELATION!SO IF THE CAKE IS A LIE...
AND THE PIE IS THE TRUTH...

!
DOES THAT MEAN THAT BROWNIES ARE THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE?!?!?!?!
I blame chat for the randomness.
~Terra

The night before warFellow Decepticons, mobilize!
I will cut quickly to the chase: a former disciple of Unicron named Mulitator has brought forth the undead of Cybertronian, using the equipment and components stolen from me to build a space bridge. He has amassed an army of several thousands, even millions.
This will not stand.
I call out to you all, Autobots included. We will put aside our differences for now. Our common enemy is Mutilator and his army of undead Cybertronians. If we are divided, we will fall.
Gather all together in the Gladiatorial Hall (http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/GladiatorialHall) on Sunday at 17:00 EST (UTC -05:00), and once assembled, I will explain how we proceed.
After that, we go to war...
I expect you all to be there. You wouldn't want to miss out on the most glorious moment of your lifetime.
All hail Megatron!

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If my status is open, please feel free to send me a note with the title Commissions and
Email address/other form of contact:
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What are your Literature Suggestions for dA?Latest News
Hello everyone. The purpose of this journal is to gather suggestions from the members of this website on how the literature section could be improved. Let's compile a list of things that we all think would help improve literature on Deviantart.
No matter how small the idea or suggestion, POST IT. I will add it to this journal for everyone to see.
Suggestions:
-Stacked deviations for chapters. Have it so comments can be separate for each chapter.
-Have better protection for our text. I know it's pretty much impossible to completely protect, but I've seen websites where if you copy text from their page and paste it elsewhere, they had hidden sentences from the copy that state where the text is from. It's almost nothing, but it does force more effort onto people to edit them out. (Plus they may not notice it right away. Sneaky sneaky

)
by me.
-Shorter lines! The lines are seriously waaaaaaay too long. They need to be shorter so we don't

More laughing out loudI found a few very funny rules in the U.S. and a few other countries, some of which make me wonder "what happened to cause them to make that kind of law?". From the website www.dumblaws.com, here's 10 of the ones I find the weirdest or funniest. Hopefully it gives someone who might not be feeling so great a good laugh:
1. In my home state, it is illegal to tickle women.
2. In Alabama, you are not allowed to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. (Makes me wonder who was stupid enough to do that...)
3. In Massachussetts, you are not allowed to have a gorilla in the back seat of a car.
4. In Florida, it is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimming suit.
5. In the same state, you can not produce flatulence after 6 p.m. if you're in a public place.
6. In Washington (the state, not the nation's capital), you can not use X-rays to fit shoes.
7. In the UK, you can not let a boy under the age of 10 see a naked manequin (They didn't say anything about girls though...)
8. (in

What is in a name?Ha! Decided to treat myself to a meme for all the drama and suspense that has happened in the beginning of the week.
A = French kisser
B = Good kisser
C = Will kick your a$$
D = Very very easy for people to like
E = Crazy as heck
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your a$$
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Crazy as heck
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVER!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell them what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
Spell out your name and then your nickname. I stole this from :iconoptimusprime050995: :icondignitylaughplz:
M- Very good kisser
A-French Kisser
R- Beautiful/Handsome
I-Everyone's Best Friend
S-Crazy as Heck
S-Crazy as Heck
A- French Kisser
and my nickname(s)
R-Beautiful/H

WUBBA WUBBA WOO . . .I can do magics! No lol I'm just bored, but I wanna write a song but I don't know why so I'm just going to take a shot at making lyrics.
I love this pretend game
of love we play
With your fake smile
and my scared wrists
A false hope on shattered lips
to find adoration
in shouting this
phrase of "I love you"
You want more
you say "I adore
all you are."
But last night at the bar
It was the same game we played
He came around and pulled you down
and left you to drown
I pulled you back
changed
with me to blame
for this hatred in your heart
waiting for your turn to part
All I could say is that silly phrase
"I love you"
well it turns out I truly do
All I really wanted was you
Not hope that my heart would heal
Not some simple time to steal
But your heart
I was never rejected by then
but you came back and said
"No more, No more,"
But I couldn't help but to adore
the beautiful voice behind the door
speaking of love no more
There I sat crying alone
waiting for some demon
to take me to his throne

For goodness' sake. MOVING! ((READ TOREADUM8S))I am honestly tired of people not reading the "don't comment claim Stasis pets" warnings! If I could hide the Stasis pets folder from public viewing, I would.
As some members may have noticed, Muse has had unusual inactivity. For reasons NOT worth going into, I got a bit worn out with the project. It's hard to find good help, as the saying goes. And finding the right admins that share my vision didn't really pan out. So I stepped away for a while.
In order to revitalize my interest in continuing with more enthusiasm for the characters and world, I am moving this canon on to bigger and better things, gearing it towards my idea of a solid, positive community. So, please, if you would like to join a story group evolved from Muse-Pets go to #LegendsOfMythica! There will be a different system for obtaining adopts that require a bit more effort from adopters but will ultimately yield a good time for all. Custom images for original characters will also be

TF OC sketch request... thingI am slowly trying to get myself to draw my TF characters again, and trying to think planet Earth is a nice place to be. In my last (proper) journal, I said that I like to make others happy, so why not to combine these things and do some requests?
[EDIT: ALL SLOTS TAKEN!]
HOW IT WORKS

Below is a list of my TF OCs, who will share the canvas with your OC

Send a comment to this journal with the (1) reference picture of your OC, (2) mention if they are Decepticon/Autobot/neutral/other and (3) the name of my OC (those still free)

You can suggest the theme of the picture (please, not too fishy things)
1 Bleak [chosen by *oswo]
2 Dawnbreaker [chosen by *TokalaSoul]
3 Deaddrop [chosen by ~Michiyo1234]
4 Delusion [chosen by ~RautaVaara]
5 Forecast [chosen by *spankpig]
6 Heatstress [chosen by ~Tree-Of-Time]
7 Rho [chosen by ~AumbreSuai]
8 Riftedge [chosen by ~One-For-Sorrow]
9 Waterblade [chosen by =Tugera]
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You must know about this gif XD you must know about the existence of this gif at least before you die. His face! X'D I can't...

(Image taken from a Guillermo Francella's comedy)

BUt X'D someone please give this poor guy a cigarette or something.

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~sislord Jun 18, 2012 Student Artisan Crafter

nunca pense ver a guillermo franchela en deviantart

~dementiaz Jun 18, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

francella jajJAJAJAJJAJAAJA hasta donde llego XD

~Rinkinkeen Jun 18, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

What in the what.

~Anto009 Jun 18, 2012

I don't know if I should laugh more at the gif or at the butthurt people on the comments (see what i did there see see)

~lilis-gallery Oct 16, 2012 Professional Digital Artist

Exactly. The comments here are as hilarious as the GIF itself.

~Bellamichelle24 Jun 18, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Guillermo Francella? El argentino???

=Kaoyux Jun 18, 2012 Professional Digital Artist

lo es

~Croirei Jun 18, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

wait ES FRANCELLA!!!? xDDD

~Woodskin Jun 18, 2012

ME QUEDÉ IGUAL

~YoukosForbiddenLove Jun 18, 2012 Professional General Artist

LUL U GUISE RAEP IZ LIEK SOOO FUNNEH!!!

No it's not, actually. Whether in a comedic situation or in real life, it's a serious and touchy matter, and should be treated as such.

LUL U GUISE MURRDURR IS HILARRS
LUL U GUISE ROBBURIEZ R SOOO KAWAAIIII
LUL U GUISE SUICIDEE IZ FREEKIN LULTASTIC

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