That one time I went to Switzerland I was a kid but I remember it was pretty, orderly, clean, yummy pastries and you didn't even need to lock your bike! like what???!!! And i'm told trains run on time! -what kind of miracle might that be?- -Italy has yummy food too, it's pretty too but far far far far far far away from clean and orderly and five locks on your bike might not be enough, from personal experience-
I've considered England or Belgium. I'm from America originally, but I have both German and English blood somewhere down the line in my heritage, so it'd be nice to see more of the cultural aspects of them and see both their beautiful points, and their negative points.